What if you don’t see me for 2 days?

• A man came home late at night after a party.
• His wife yelled:
• “how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
• The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
• Monday passed and he didnt see her……
• Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
• On thursday his swelling became better
• And now he could see her from the
• Corner of one eye;)