SMS Markaz: 2010

Wise Sms Collection

Wise Sms Collection

Wife Sms Collection

Wife Sms Collection

Valentine SMS Collection

Valentine SMS Collection

Sorry SMS Collection

Sorry SMS Collection

Smile SMS Collection

Smile SMS Collection

Your smile may be a pearl for someone

Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.

A cute little smile 4 breakfast

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

I close my eyes and think of you

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Shakespear said don’t worry!

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

Behind A SMILE

You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE
A
B r o k e n
H e a r t
S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s
L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Part or Art of Life

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
“PART OF LIFE”,
But smiling in all those situations is called
“ART OF LIFE”.

A smile is like a Sim card

A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …
Good morning
&
Keep smiling

Different between ur & my smile

Do you know
what is differance
between your smile and my smile?
You smile when you are happy,
and,
I smile, when I see,you happy..!

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

24 smiles for u

24 SmileS..
:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]

Be happy forever

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

My smile is incomplete

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

Smile For The Ones You Love…

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

Habbit of forgiving…

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

If my tomorrow never comes, I’m sorry

If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..

I have made some mistakes, they rest in past

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

I am sorry, I love you

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

SORRY Means

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Love filled Valentine Month..!!

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!

Love Is A Driver …

Love Is A Driver …
Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,
Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

Love is like playing the piano.

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Winged cupid painted blind

Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind … :)
~ shakespare ~

Don’t wait until it’s too late

Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

U r d beat of my heart

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry
U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day

Pleasure to a single heart

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

Click means

C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

O my dear Valentine

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

Cupid 2 represent valentines day

I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

V….is for Valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

That’s u my dear valentine

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

Find someone to love me

So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)
Happy Valentine’s Day

My heart is given to you

My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,
We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key … :)

What I need to live

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day

Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

I Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

What if you don’t see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Musibat abhi tali nahi hai

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

When GOD takes away something

When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!

Speak less to people whom u love most

Speak less to people whom u love most…..
Because if they cant understand ur silence…..
They can never understand your words….

Lucky means who get the opportunity

Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.

Life gives answer in 3 ways

Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!

A happy person is not a person

A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,

but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.